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One day Laloo was traveling by his car. He was going
to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time
and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident . At
the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He called
the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan
dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came
back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands
around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss
aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho!
baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident .
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me,
then danced for some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko egjactly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :
"Main bola, MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER HOON,
MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI.........."

screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some
cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"
MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

Shri RAM’s letter to SITA in Punjabi

Dear SITA

Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda hai. Main is bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan, tu tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.

Main AIRTEL da prepaid le liya hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta, Chal koi gal ni main aana ta hai, taan kutt dunga saale kanjar nu, o bhutani de baal noch lavanga. o ravan da puttar indarjeet vada hawe me udta phirnda hai asi ode rath da tyre punture kar davanga. Main e bandar naal tere lai bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme 1500 SMS free wali scheme he Tu roz mere ko SMS kari. Te 10 Rs. da talk time hai gar baat karni ho te mscl de dai me call kar lavanga,

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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….


1 Nahi




2 Mujhe waqt chahiye




3 I have always seen u as a friend




4 I already have a boy friend




5 We should concentrate on studies




6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.





Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..


1 Yes




2 Yes




3 Yes




4 Yes




5 Yes




6 Yes



dis proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love...

universal law:


love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



first law:


a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.



second law:


the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the
direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.



third law:


the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals